Easter Week

I post them to laugh. Hope you do, too.

Easter Sunday's gems:

"The music was too loud. Please don't hire those trumpets again."
Oh, OK. Sorry. We were celebrating the WAKING OF THE DEAD.

"There was no TP in the babies and toddlers bathroom again."
Babies use the bathroom? Cool. No more landfill problems.

"The lilies give me a headache. Can we buy roses next year?"
Sure. Nothing says Easter like an "Easter Rose."

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Peeved Pastor